Jokes
Men room talk about men and peeing
By admin at 19 November, 2008, 10:24 pm
COPIED FROM A NEWSGROUP POSTING
(the male author was responding to a woman who accidentally walked into the men’s restroom):
Please don’t feel bad. It wasn’t you entering the men’s washroom that caused that guy to pee on the guy next to him. Hell, we do that all the time. It’s rare for us guys to ever [...]
A husband and wife taking golf lessons (adult)
By admin at 19 November, 2008, 10:14 pm
A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them are playing like they want to, so they decide to take private lessons.
The husband has his lesson first.
After the pro sees his swing, he says, “No, no, no, you’re gripping the club way too hard!”
“Well, what should I do?” asks the man.
“Hold the [...]
Tattoo on penis
By admin at 19 November, 2008, 10:04 pm
In a sunny day one man takes his car, goes to a tattoing laboratory and asks for a tattoo representing the name of his girlfriend, Wendy. The man knows precisely where he wants his tattoo.
Owing to the particular request the tattoo-maker needs the man to have an erection, and, after some trouble, he is able [...]
Elephant rapes a man
By admin at 19 November, 2008, 9:54 pm
A man goes to his doctor’s and says, “Doc, I’ve just been raped by an elephant!”
The stunned doctor replies, “What makes you say that?”
“Well,” says the man holding his hands about a foot or so apart, “my asshole feels this big!”
“Bend over, and let me have a look,” says the doctor.
The guy bends over and [...]
Hot Diggety Dog
By admin at 19 November, 2008, 9:44 pm
A man went to a plastic surgeon to get work done on his penis. The doctor, curious, asked what had happened to it.
“Well,” the patient said, “I live in a trailer camp. A gorgeous buxom creature lives in the trailer next to mine. I used to peek into her trailer and I saw that she [...]
An italian family goes to the zoo (adult)
By admin at 19 November, 2008, 9:34 pm
Once upon a time, the Fiorelli family took a trip to the zoo. Pappa, Guido, had to make a stop at the little boys room while Momma, Flore, was showing their little girl, Gina, the elephants.
Gina saya, “Momma, whatsa that thing hanging a’down from thata elephant?”
Momma replies, “Thatsa his trunka.”
Gina says, “No, Momma, whatsa that [...]
Chop And Drop
By admin at 19 November, 2008, 9:24 pm
Call 1-800-SAV-A-DIC!
“Woman chops off sleeping man’s penis and drops from moving car!” Don’t laugh, it is true, and it can happen to you!!
Right now thousands of agitated, irate women have read that head-line and are contemplating similar action against you the next time you make an unwanted sexual advance, look at them the wrong way, [...]
Experience Great Sex (Chain Letter)
By admin at 19 November, 2008, 9:14 pm
You will experience great sex within four days of receiving this letter, provided you send it on. Since the copy must tour the world, you must make ten copies and send them to others. This is no joke.
Send no money.
Send copies to people who need to get laid within 96 hours. After he [...]
Penis transplant
By admin at 19 November, 2008, 9:04 pm
Our man Bob, has worked at the ballbearing factory in his home town, for the past fourty years without an accident. Suddenly one day everything went wrong, there was a huge explosion and the bulk of the factory is blown to bits.
The next day Bob finds himself in the hospital, wrapped in bandages and surrounded [...]
Hung like a horse
By admin at 19 November, 2008, 8:54 pm
My husband, my kids, and I were on vacation in a quaint resort town. There was a local there who gave carriage rides to sightseers. He had his horse parked outside the ice cream parlor as I was exiting with my husband and my four old daughter.
Now, I am embarrassed to say this, but this [...]